Live Fast, Die young, and leave a beautiful corpse

rnackenzie: how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:15:08 -0400

how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:25:31 -0400

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues

Kanye West getting deep on twitter

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:34:50 -0400

Kanye West getting deep on twitter

fun-and-mirth: Ksubi is bad ass

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:33:02 -0400

fun-and-mirth:

Ksubi is bad ass

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Thu, 23 May 2013 07:32:48 -0400

halfdeadands0alive: froggyflan: I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:31:48 -0400

halfdeadands0alive:

froggyflan:

I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like

Have you ever seen Peter Pan

She tries to MURDER WENDY

MURDER

also she’s a jealous monster

why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality

and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”

iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:30:15 -0400

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

she-dreamed-in-black-and-white: me everyday omg

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:29:15 -0400

she-dreamed-in-black-and-white:

me everyday omg

You're fucking beautiful

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:54:15 -0400

Thank you (:

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:54:16 -0400

newkidsonmycock11: my country is the best

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:50:00 -0400

newkidsonmycock11:

my country is the best

supersaiyan-twerkmaster: benefits of being my boyfriend you get to touch the booty you get to touch...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:49:28 -0400

supersaiyan-twerkmaster:

benefits of being my boyfriend

you get to touch the booty

you get to touch the booty in public

you get to touch the booty in bed

you get to touch the booty upside down

you get to touch the booty sideways

you get to touch the booty

teacher: describe yourself in one word

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:49:22 -0400

teacher: describe yourself in one word
me: done

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:49:15 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:49:12 -0400

elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:48:18 -0400

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

v-s-o-p: Really can’t sleep.

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:47:33 -0400

v-s-o-p:

Really can’t sleep.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:47:22 -0400

drugwar: A haul of about 206 million U.S. dollars is seen after...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:46:08 -0400

drugwar:

A haul of about 206 million U.S. dollars is seen after it was found stashed in closets, suitcases, and drawers in a house in an upscale neighborhood of Mexico City March 15, 2007. Law enforcement officials said the money belonged to drugs smugglers who imported chemicals used to make methamphetamine. Seven people were arrested in the raid.

highmiranda: why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:45:48 -0400

highmiranda:

why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so