if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else
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Sunday.
(Source: blindanduncensored, via hall-mark)
| me waking up: | i can't wait to go to sleep tonight |
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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
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(via alcoholandoxygen)
You guys… I think my cat is high
And gay at the same time
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how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature
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baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
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Kanye West getting deep on twitter
(Source: elenacupcakegilbert, via starfishgirrl)
